Narrator: This is earth, there are over seven billion people roaming this planet and there are many of them who would do anything to get what they want. they will kill threatened and do practically anything to clinch their greed, these people are filth- *jumped and gagged by a silver haired young man with gold highlights*
Boy: MAN SHUT YO BUMMING ASS UP! *throws man in closest and locks it*
Loki: YO, WHAT'S UP EVERYONE, MY NAMES LOKI, AND NO, NOT THAT LAME LEPRECHAUN LOOKING GUY FROM THOSE MARVEL MOVIES. I AM A TRADER! CONFUSED, WILL DON'T BE, LET ME LAY IT DOWN FOR YEAH.
Loki: TRADERS ARE PEOPLE WHO GIVE UP CERTAIN CRAP IN THEIR LIVES SO THAT THEY CAN GET SOME PRETTY AWESOME SHIT! LIKE CONTROLLING TIME, WATER, FIRE, ALL KINDS OF SHIT! AND HERE'S THE REAL AWESOME THING IF YOU GIVE UP SOMETHING HUGE LIKE A SOUL OR A LIFE, YOU CAN BECOME AN OVER POWERING BADASS!
Loki: LAST THING, WE TRADERS HAVE THESE COOL LOOKING TATTOOS THAT ARE IN THE SHAPE OF T'S. THESE THINGS ARE VARIOUS PARTS OF TRADERS BODIES SO IT KINDA HARD TO FIND, BUT IF THEY GET REMOVED, WE LOSE OUR POWER, MEANING EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE OR HAD WILL BE GONE FROM EXISTENCE!
Loki: SO YEAH, BEING A TRADER IS PRETTY FUCKIN COOL! SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, LET'S GO SEE THE WORLD OF TRADERS!